Maybe you SHOULDN'T bring your child to work day...

From: Tom
To: EVERYONE

Subject: Bring your children to work day

Hi All,

After the amount of positive feedback we received from this last year. We thought we would do the same again this year. The date is still to be confirmed, however I think the aim is to plan it to coincide with the next school holiday. This way it won't interfere with school.

As a precaution to avoid last years incident, which I shall not mention. We ask that you don't let your children roam the office freely, for safety as much as security.

Tom Jones

From: Tom
To: George

Subject: Bring your children to work day

Hi George,

After your outrageous behaviour last year, I will be booking a forced holiday for you on the day of the event. I'm sorry but we can't put the young girls and boys at risk again. If only we had known what would happen last year, we might have done the same. If you know what is good for and want to avoid another lawsuit, then I suggest you do not argue.

Tom Jones

From: Gareth
To: Tom, Joe, Chris, Andy, George

Subject: RE: Bring your children to work day

Mary totally freaked out. Who knew you could send a six year old to counseling?

From: George
To: Tom

Subject: RE: Bring your children to work day

Are you kidding me? She was leading me on!

From: Chris
To: Gareth, Andy, Joe

Subject: Paedos

I suppose George’s philosophy is, “Old enough to pee, old enough for me.” I mean, “if there’s grass on the field, play ball” doesn’t even apply here.

From: Joe
To: Andy, Gareth, Chris

Subject: RE: Paedos

Dude, seriously. I was laughing so hard, Paula thought I was choking. I looked like I was insane.

From: Gareth
To: Tom

Subject: RE: Bring your children to work day

You should buy 60 inch plasma TVs for everyone who’s there on BYCtWD so that we can rub it in George’s face. Then we can say, “Ha ha, that’s what you get for being a paedophile.”

Wait a second, does he have a record? If he did, why the hell did you hire him?

From: Tom
To: Gareth

Subject: RE:RE: Bring your children to work day

You know we can’t afford that. Besides, employee records are confidential, and who I hire is my business.

Tom Jones