Monday, October 11, 2010

Is there a full moon or something?

From: Andy
To: Chris, Joe, Gareth

Subject: Missing persons

Have you guys heard the rumours of employees going missing in our office? Apparently a couple of people worked late last week and haven't been seen since. Seems a bit strange to me, nothing interesting happens in this place. Maybe it's all a joke.

From: Chris
To: Andy, Joe, Gareth

Subject: RE: Missing persons

I overheard some people chatting about that in the break room. Sounds as though it could be true. They said the security guard heard some screams and went to investigate. But all he found was some animal hair or something.

From: Joe
To: Chris, Andy, Gareth

Subject: RE:RE: Missing persons

Well I dunno about you guys, but I'm not planning to do any overtime in the near future!

From: Gareth
To: Chris, Andy, Joe

Subject: RE:RE:RE: Missing persons

Are you guys kidding me? They’re just rumours. You guys need to stop being wusses. Plus, I’ve got some overtime coming. Time and a half!

From: Andy
To: Chris, Joe, Gareth

Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE: Missing persons

Well, it was nice knowing you, Gareth.

From: Chris
To: Andy, Gareth, Joe

Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: Missing persons

Wait a second, what happened to Jessica? You know, that hot intern? Didn’t she stay late last week?

From: Andy
To: Chris, Joe, Gareth

Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: Missing persons

You know, I haven’t seen her around the office lately, and she’s usually in during the week…

From: Gareth
To: Joe, Andy, Chris

Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: Missing persons

Damn. There went the only good looking woman in this place.

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