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From: Tom
To: EVERYONE

Subject: Dress Down Friday Reminder

Hi All,

As I'm sure many of you are already aware, Dress Down Friday will be commencing at the end of this week. But hold your horses! Before you go and start thinking about what outfit you plan to wear, this isn't just any old dress down day. The AIDS managers and I thought it would be a little more interesting if the days were themed. So we a little help from the suggestion box, we've come up with a few ideas which we feel should make things a little more fun for everyone. The first theme we have selected is Shirtless; quite simply no member of staff is allowed to wear a shirt. When it comes to formal dress, this is one of the main players. So that makes it a prime target for dressing down the place. The following week it is going to be Commando; so no one is allowed to wear any underwear at all. On the third week it shall be Redneck; yes our inbred brothers from over the pond. We've all got a check shirt somewhere in our collection. This does not mean you have to act like one though. The final planned theme is Jew; we all love the Jews and now its your chance to don a skull cap and get all Yiddish.

That is the plan for the next 4 weeks. However we are open to suggestions for themes to use in the future. Leave them in the suggestion box or send me an email.

Tom Jones

From: Mary
To: EVERYONE

Subject: RE: Dress Down Friday Reminder

I’ve got to say that I’m against the idea of Shirtless Friday. I find it demeaning to women and only gives the men in the office an excuse to ogle the shirtless women. I am firmly against it.

From: Tom
To: EVERYONE

Subject: Dress Down Friday Participation

Hi All,

In case you were wondering, Dress Down Friday participation is mandatory. Failure to comply will result in disciplinary action. Thank you.

Tom Jones

From: Gareth
To: Tom

Subject: RE: Dress Down Friday Reminder

Does this mean that the women won’t be wearing bras?

From: Tom
To: Gareth

Subject: RE:RE: Dress Down Friday Reminder

It will be at the woman’s discretion.

Tom Jones

From: Jessica
To: EVERYONE

Subject: RE: Dress Down Friday Reminder

I think this is a wonderful idea. I think that the office is a bit uptight sometimes, and I think that this is a great way to loosen the tie, so to speak. I’ll be there with bells on (and a shirt off). ;)

From: Gareth
To: Joe, Chris, Andy

Subject: JESSICA

Okay, did you guys read Jessica’s reply? I’m REALLY looking forward to this Friday.

From: Joe
To: Chris, Andy, Gareth

Subject: RE: JESSICA

I doubt any of us will be getting any work done that day.

From: Chris
To: Gareth

Subject: RE: JESSICA

Hey, Gareth, do you do nothing but think with your dick?

From: Gareth
To: Chris

Subject: RE:RE: JESSICA

Hey, it helped me score with that Swedish intern we had here last year. What was her name? Inga? Svetlana?